- Morty: Rick no
- Summer: Grandpa Rick no
- Jerry: Rick no
- Beth: Dad no
- Rick: RICK [burp] YES
The Coraline shoot lasted over 18 months, following two years of pre-production. Over 130 sets were built across 50 different stages at the studios; spanning 183,000 square feet, the 50 different stages were the most ever deployed for a stop-motion animated feature. To construct one puppet of Coraline, ten individuals had to work three to four months.
- Steve: It's kinda hard to find someone with shared-life experience
- My father (laughing): Right. Where is he going to find another springy 90-year-old like him?
- Me: ...
- Me: yeah, exactly. where...
The Avengers will occasionally have, what they call, “pronunciation fights,” where they will argue over how certain words (like crayon, mayonnaise, tomato, potato, etc.) are pronounced. The Hulk has come out each and every time one of these pronunciation fights happens. Because of this, there’s a list of words in Avengers Tower (that JARVIS keeps) that are to be used ‘at your own risk.’
the end OMG
fun fact: me in the white shortsfun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw
That’s not even in the bible
OMF I swear to god you guys are too adorable
So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”
THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT
Imagine Finding a Bunch of Bunnies with Thorin’s Company & Taking a Break from the Quest to Play With Them
I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”
i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless
"shhh stop talking."
Can I tweet for you